Film Review: Covadonga (2017)
In a nutshell, Covadonga is a short film stretched beyond its limits into a feature. For the most part, Iโm on board with the story, but the pacing is off kilter, and thereโs a whole lot of unnecessary padding that bogs down an interesting concept. It could have been one hell of a gripping short, but instead, it’s thin, with no wind in its sails and its bite muzzled. There are pros, but these simple cons are a downer.
It takes a little while for the story to unfold, but we slowly learn that Martin – the singing, wood chopping, house cleaning, canoeing widow – lives alone in a secluded lake house. One night, a drunken couple wanders onto his property, steals a canoe and drifts off into the darkness. Only the man returns. Iโll leave it there, but suffice to say, itโs clear Martin is unhinged.
The reason for his mental break is mentioned but never explored. His behavior is meant to be menacing or sinister, but unfortunately, it doesnโt come off that way. In one scene, whatโs meant to be a menacing and sinister discourse (ala Samuel L. Jacksonโs Ezekiel 25:17, perhaps), he delivers a long-winded speech about Christians fending off a Moorish attack at the caves of Covadonga, Spain. Itโs an interesting history but bears no weight whatsoever on the film that I was able to discern. That itโs the origin of the title, I would assume the scene would carry some weight, but it doesnโt.
Iโll put it like this: I like Martin (and the actor, Sean Hartofilis, who also directs and writes), but I donโt buy his insanity. Thereโs so much extra fluff to pad the running time that we never really delve into his mind to see what really makes him tick. His desire for justice and righteous punishment are old movie standbys (which Iโm fine with), but thereโs no โoomphโ to it, as my grandmother would say. We spend an excessive amount of time watching him singing and playing guitar but not enough time watching him be crazy. Instead, heโs more of an eccentric recluse who likes to write songs (which are catchy, by the way). We need more Jack Torrance and less Clancy Brothers.
As I said, I like Hartofilis. Heโs got an interesting perspective and some talent. With a killer script and a decent budget, I think he could make something very compelling. If Covadonga is his try-out, I hope he made the team. And I hope someone with some money puts him in the game sometime soon.

